Thursday, April 2, 2009

The Mothman Prophecies II: Moth Jack City

So, after I was in Plaid Pantry tonight, I saw something...  Two people in exercise-y gear, running down the street.  One was a man, one was a woman; the man was wearing a sleeveless t-shirt and running shorts, and he seemed to be in fine shape, muscular legs and the like; the woman was wearing tiny shorts and a tank top, rolled up high, and she appeared to have an attractive body, a Wii-fit body, toned and muscular, but still feminine.  Now, why does any of this matter?  It wouldn't if I had left the parking lot, and not sat parked, watching these two, hoping for something to happen, because I felt, deep in the cockles of my pants heart that something sexy was about to happen.  And happen it did!!  After a minute or so of standing on the corner they had reached after slowing down from a jog, they started screaming in each other's faces!!!  Loudly!!  And it sounded like just screaming, not any real words!!!!  Fantastic!!  Then, the girl turned, and as she did so, she pushed off from the gentleman's body and began sprinting down the middle of the street!!!  Then the boy followed her!!!  It was magic!!!!!!  Who knows what they were up to?  I don't, and I don't care!!  It's a mystery, a sexy, exercise mystery!!!  Oooh de-lally!!!!

In other news, Chickenfoot.  Best.  Band.  Ever.  You'll see, just keep watching the skies!

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